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And that is what your friendly airport security scanner is watching.

One question: does this mean that anyone scanning children will be creating child pornography?

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Santa stops at three hos.

*rimshot*

I can't wait for all the golf course jokes that will be infesting the intertubes soon.

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I've been having an affair with Tiger Woods.

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The Spanish Inquisition!

The only question I have is can we get those families to America to take over the Republican Party?

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About the geeky beauty named S.E. Cupp?

Seriously, flist, you are letting me down! (I'm looking at you, Josh, you have her friended on Facebook!)

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Ganked from lucy_chronicles

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Remember how dogs could sense the Terminators?

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:D

(I know, this is going to get me another entry on the enemies list via flag@whitehouse.gov!)

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